Sucker punch, suckers!!!

I am so happy I don't even know where to begin...



Hmmm, should I start by Moron-hu's misery or Barcelona's victory? This is Moron-hu, and I don't really feel like being sportsmanly today and have a laugh at his expense, Ha ha ha ha!



Let's start with the shock upset of the season, even bigger than Hercules defeat of Barcelona in week 2.  Truth be told a depleted Mardid lost to Sporting Gijon's dying moment sucker punch, but more importantly the loss ended Moron-hu's long-standing and flawless record at home (having not lost 150 home games since February 23, 2002, spanning a period of 9 years with Porto, Chelsea, Inter Milan, and Madrid).  There was no comparison between the two sides with Madrid taking 13 shots-on-goal out of a total of 33 shots vs. Gijon's sole strike out of a total of 4 shots.  Hats off to Sporting GK's Juan Pablo for his heroic efforts!!!



Now, will this be a bad omen for Moron-hu? Will they lose their next home match when they host Barcelona? After all misery loves company!!!



Barcelona's win was a pleasant surprise and broke recent tradition where the team plays poorly after playing international and Champions League games spanning a few seasons now.  I predicted a hard earn draw, but was more than happy with an under-strength Barcelona victory and Madrid's humiliating loss.  It was also good to see Afellay, Keita, Thiago and Mascherano get more play time.



Next up?  FCB welcomes Shakhtar to the Camp Nou for the first leg of the Champions League clash!

Moron-hu confirms Ronaldo, Benzema and Marcelo will miss Tottenham's CL game

Ahhh, that "wascawwy wabbit" is up to his shenanigans again.



This time his target is Tottenham.  Somehow, Madrid's leading goal scorers are suddenly out of the big game against Tottenham (I included Marcelo because he's been scoring in place of Madrid's quiet forwards).  Watch them all make a "surprise" comeback before the game, in typical Sun Tzu style. That wascawwy wabbit!



Hat's off to you Moron-hu, hats off...



See this link --> Mourinho confirms Ronaldo, Benzema and Marcelo will miss Champions League clash with Tottenham

Adebayor thinks Villarreal can defeat Barcelona

I had to share this with you folks.



It seems that Mr. Adebayor is either a comedian or can predict the future. It is pathetic when the hopes of winning La Liga are hinged upon the actions of others and not on your own...



See this link --> Madrid’s Adebayor thinks Villarreal can defeat Barcelona

Rafa Benitez has Madrid pre-contract

Madrid already have a plan B ready while Moron-hu is at the helm?  That is one hell of a vote of confidence.  But why am I not surprised? I guess that's how Madridistas roll...



See this link --> Ex-Liverpool boss Benitez has Real Madrid pre-contract



But why would Benitez do such a stupid thing?  Doesn't he know that Moron-hu would ridicule him as his "tail"? He failed at Liverpool and Inter Milan! Sure he did well with Valencia but Madrid is a different animal all together...



What sayest thou?

The Teams That Jose Mourinho Could Be Coaching In 2011-12

Hey folks, just wanted to share this interesting article with my readers (see link below) and to share my thoughts:





1. Stay with Madrid:  Moron-hu will stay if he does humiliates Barcelona by either 1) delivering the King's Cup AND avenging the 5-0 loss with a comparable 0-5 victory OR 2) kicking Barcelona out of the Champions League.  If not, he will see the white flags raised in the Estadio Santiago Bernabéu.





Go to England and join:





2. Chelsea: Moron-hu's boys at Chelsea are still there and can still deliver.  Plus the Russian Billionaire will be more than happy to throw money at him and the transfer pool.  Recall Moron-hu will only join rich clubs that can buy championships.





3. Man City: Less probable but still a viable option especially if the Oil Sheikhs can meet his crazy salary demands.  It will fit his ego well if he can help Man City return to its old winning ways (circa 1960s???).





4. Man United: The Holy Grail of the EPL.  It ain't happening because he will always be in the shadows of SAF!





Return to Italy:





5. Inter Milan: Doubtful, he's got nothing to prove there any more.





6. Roma: Why?





Other options:





7. Bayern Munich:  He already defeated his master Van Gaal and has nothing to prove especially since the same Inter Milan team defeated the same BM team in the Champions League.





8.  Portugal:  Moron-hu will be starved for media attention and he's not going to get it as Portugal's coach.





Summary: the man is a Champions League tactician and knows he is respected as such, so why go to a team that does not have a chance of getting to the Champions League?  He stays with Real Madrid, he's got too much of ego to leave without delivering something, after all he is the self-proclaimed Special One!!!





All the best 





See this link --> The Teams That Jose Mourinho Could Be Coaching In 2011-12

Valdano still dreaming of Treble at Real Madrid

Madrid's Valdano believes that Madrid can win the Treble.  Looks like Mr. Valdano has been listening to Depeche Mode's hit "Dream On" so dream on pal, dream on...



See this link: Valdano still dreaming of Treble at Real Madrid

Arsenal's RvP declares FCB Are An Extremely Annoying Team

Time to move on Mr. Van Persie. You lost, so get over it or go join Madrid and try to do something about. Who know's you might fit in with Moron-ho!!!



CLICK HERE --> 'Nagging' Barcelona Are An Extremely Annoying Team

Why Real Madrid will finally break the last-16 jinx?

Hello reader,

Here are the reasons why I believe Madrid will defeat Lyon:

First, Benzema is an ex-Lyon striker who knows his French league opponents well, similar to Ibrahimovic and the Italian League.  Benzema was effective against Auxerre (scoring a hat-trick) and Lyon in the Champions League, and with Bilbao, Levante, Malaga, Racing Santander, and Hercules in La Liga.  His braces against the last four minnows show he is more confident and will not give up his place to new arrival Adebayor.

Second, Madrid has Moron-who was Louis Van Gaal’s interpreter at Barcelona and the self-titled “Special One” who knows how to bring about the best in his players.  Moron-who was brought in to alleviate Madrid of its Champions League drought – which interestingly coincided with his successes with FC Porto and Inter Milan.  Moron-who will most probably play defense to protect Madrid’s away goal, the way he did against Barcelona when he was with Inter Milan and can afford to, especially since Lyon is not a high-scoring machine.  Furthermore, Moron-who is a Sun Tzu Art of War style master tactician who between today and Wednesday, will have said something to agitate Lyon enough for them to lose their cool.

Third, Cristiano R. is not playing which typically means a more efficient Madrid team.  C.R. tends to shot on goal from long range distances wasting Madrid’s opportunities.  C.R. is also known for being stingy with the ball, although he has been an effective partner to Benzema lately.  Thus if he does play, Madrid will have better scoring chances if he decides to keep feeding Benzema rather than  focus on beating Messi for most goals scored.

Fourth, Madrid should have a healthy Defensive Line who will play a hard and physical game and shut out Lyon.

Fifth, lousy refereeing means that Madrid can and will get dangerously physical and get away with it.

Lastly, history is irrelevant! The fact that Lyon have been the team that has done away with Madrid is irrelevant when you factor all the above and that Madrid has the crucial away goal.  Nonetheless, Lyon knows it has to attack and has a chance of striking fear into the hearts of the Madridistas if they can score at the Bernabeu.  Viva Olympique Lyonnais!

Please feel free to share your thoughts and take a look at the nice deals from Amazon, I think I'll treat myself to the Official Crested maroon colored cap.  

All the best!

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